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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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