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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s brown and sounds like a bell?","punchline":"Dung!","id":275}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?","punchline":"It's two-tired.","id":306}
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