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Marc B. Shapiro is a rabbi, professor, and the author of various books and articles on Jewish history, philosophy, theology, and rabbinic literature.
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The Impressions Show is a British sketch comedy show starring impressionists Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson. A second series began broadcasting on 14 November 2010 and ended on 23 December 2010. A third series started on 26 October 2011 at 8.30pm on BBC One. The show was nominated for a National Television Award in the category of Comedy in 2011, but failed to make the top four.
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