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Sarnath Jain Tirth, also called the Shreyanshnath Jain Pilgrimage, is a group of Jain temples in Sarnath. They are located near Dhamek Stupa.

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My Favourites is the third greatest hits album by German singer Sandra, released on 4 June 1999 by Virgin Records.

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